Closet Nerd

Closet Nerd is a super sparkly light green-beige (khaki) color with reflective apricot glitter in bright light. Could be described as a “neutral prugly with a surprising spark of color in the light.”

- Opaque in 2-3 coats depending on application.

- I recommend a blurring base coat for most polishes. For longevity and shine, layer under a quick drying top coat. *all swatch photos show polish layered under a top coat*

- This is a 21-free formula (free of 5+ common toxic ingredients often found in mainstream polish including toluene).*

- Each nail polish is created in small batches to ensure freshness and longevity. Due to the handmade nature of this product, slight inconsistencies can be expected.

INSPIRATION
This polish is inspired by my twin sister who masquerades as a beautiful blond woman on the outside but is secretly (or not so secretly these days) a giant LOTR and marine biology nerd. Don’t judge a book by its cover; in the same way, this neutral sparkle bomb polish will surprise you with a flash of apricot color when the lights get bright.

SHIPPING
- All polishes will come shipped in bubble wrap and mailed in boxes. Due to shipping constraints, polish can only be shipped via Ground. Rush shipping is not available.

- Sometimes bottles leak slightly during transit- if there is a small amount of polish on the threads of a bottle you receive, that’s normal! Your polish is still completely new and usable.

- All sales are final unless product is damaged during shipping process. If there’s an issue with your order, please reach out and I’ll do my best to make it right.

- Disclaimer: Due to variations of screen resolutions (including but not limited to colors and brightness on computers and mobile devices) the actual color of this polish may slightly vary to what you see in the product photos. AHP polishes are created in small batches, each individual batch may vary slightly.

*What does 21-free mean? My nail polishes are vegan and free from these potentially harmful ingredients: animal products, toluene, benzene, xylene, formaldehyde releaser, formaldehyde resin, phtalates, and more.

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Huge shoutout to my amazing swatchers:

@xfireanddarkness

@polished_mustelid

Anu @phenomenail.by.anu

@painting.the.skye

Chris @plantnerdbroom